Pool the Other One

What do the Pope, the Palestinian Liberation Front and the SNP all have in common?

- They should all have observer status on the United Nations according to the SNP MSP Michael Matheson

Mr Matheson said: "I believe the Scottish government should consider applying for UN observer status as a prelude to full membership once independence is gained. "

Another commentator said "Scotland ought to be applying to the UN for observer status as a prelude to full membership once independence is here."

So much for a national conversation!